VERSE 1:
[D] Arrested on charges of unemployment
He was sitting in the witness stand
The judge's wife called up the [G] district attorney
Said you [A] free that brown eyed [D] man
You want your job you better [G] free that [A] brown eyed [D] man

VERSE 2:
[D] Flying across the desert in a T.W.A.
I saw a woman walking across the sand
She been a-walkin' thirty miles en [G] route to Bombay
To get a [A] brown eyed handsome [D] man
Her destination was a [G] brown eyed [A] handsome [D] man

VERSE 3:
[D] Way back in history three thousand years
Back ever since the world began
There's been a whole lot of good women [G] shed a tear
For a [A] brown eyed handsome [D] man
That's what the trouble with [G] brown eyed [A] handsome [D] man

INSTRUMENTAL:

VERSE 4:
[D] Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
Between a doctor and a lawyer man
Her mother told her daughter go [G] out and find yourself
A [A] brown eyed handsome [D] man
That's what your daddy is a [G] brown eyed [A] handsome [D] man

VERSE 5:
[D] Milo Venus was a beautiful lass
She had the world in the palm of her hand
But she lost both her arms in a [G] wrestling match
To get [A] brown eyed handsome [D] man
She fought and won herself a [G] brown eyed [A] handsome [D] man

INSTRUMENTAL:

VERSE 6:
[D] Two, three count with nobody on
He hit a high fly into the stand
Rounding third he was [G] headed for home
It was a [A] brown eyed handsome [D] man
That won the game; it was a [G] brown eyed [A] handsome [D] man