VERSE 3:
[G#add9] I am the [D#/G] defec-[A#]-tor [A#]
[G#add9] 'Cause someone [D#/G] stirred my [A#] soul [A#]
[G#add9] With that [D#/G] great big [A#] stick of [A#] hers
[G#add9] Kinda [D#/G] looks like an [A#] oar [A#]

VERSE 4:
The [G#add9] accountants have [D#/G] taken the [A#] movie [A#]
[G#add9] Yeah, [D#/G] they're on [A#] set [A#]
The [G#add9] people from the [D#/G] mobile phone [A#] company [A#]
[G#add9] Say who gets to [D#/G] play and who gets to [A#] not [A#]

PRE-CHORUS 2:
[Fm] You're a [Cm] picture of the [C#] checkout [C#] girl
[Fm] Hand me a [Cm] plastic [C#] bag [C#]
[Fm] I got the [Cm] sweats, trying to [C#] open it [C#]
[Fm] As it all [Cm] piles up, I [C#] wish I didn't [D#] bite my nails

REPEAT CHORUS 1:

CHORUS 2:
[G#] Getting ready to [C#] spill my [D#] guts and
I love the [D#] colour of it [G#] all [C#] [D#] [D#]
[G#] To the waitress on [C#] roller [D#] skates
I love the [D#] colour of it [G#] all [C#] [D#]
Oh the [D#] colour of it [G#] all [C#] [D#] [D#]

VERSE 5:
[G#add9] I am the [D#/G] great defec-[A#]-tor [A#]
[G#add9] So I must af-[D#/G]-fect an [A#] air [A#]
[G#add9] Of a man who's [D#/G] maybe [A#] seen too [A#] much
[G#add9] But still just [D#/G] manages to [A#] care [A#]

REPEAT PRE-CHORUS 1:

REPEAT CHORUS 1:

REPEAT CHORUS 2:

OUTRO:
[G#] Waitress on [C#] roller [D#] skates, [D#] waitress on roller skates
[G#] Waitress on [C#] roller [D#] skates, [D#] waitress on roller skates
[G#] Waitress on [C#] roller [D#] skates, [D#] waitress on roller skates
Love the [D#] colour of it [G#] all [C#] [D#]
Love the [D#] colour of it [G#] all [C#] [D#]
Love the [D#] colour of it [G#] all [C#] [D#]