INTRO:
[G#5] [B5] [C#5] // [G#5] [F#5] [G#5]
[G#5] [B5] [C#5] // [G#5] [F#5] [G#5]

VERSE 1:
[G#5] Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on that [B5] M. T. [C#5] V.
[G#5] That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your [F#5] chicks for [G#5] free

VERSE 2:
[G#5] Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Let me tell ya, them [B5] guys ain't [C#5] dumb
[G#5] Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a [F#5] blister on your [G#5] thumb

CHORUS:
[E5] We got to install [B5] microwave ovens
[E5] Custom kitchen de-[F#5]-liveries
[G#5] We got to move these refrigerators
[C#5] We got to move these [D#5] colour TV's [F]

VERSE 3:
[G#5] The little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah, buddy, that's [B5] his own [C#5] hair
[G#5] That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a [F#5] million-[G#5]-aire

REPEAT CHORUS:

BREAK: [G#5] [B5] [C#5] // [G#5] [F#5] [G#5]

REPEAT CHORUS:

VERSE 4:
[G#5] I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to [B5] play them [C#5] drums
[G#5] Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera
Man we [F#5] could have [G#5] some

VERSE 5:
[G#5] And he's up there, what's that, Hawaiian noises
Bangin' on the bongos like a [B5] chimpan-[C#5]-zee
[G#5] Oh, that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your [F#5] chicks for [G#5] free

REPEAT CHORUS:

REPEAT VERSE 1:

BREAK: [G#5] [B5] [C#5] // [G#5] [F#5] [G#5]

BRIDGE:
[G#5] Money for nothin', and your chicks for free [B5] [C#5]
[G#5] Money for nothin', and your chicks for free [F#5] [G#5]

REPEAT BRIDGE: [3 Times5]

OUTRO:
[G#5] I want my, I want my, I want my [B5] M. T. [C#5] V.
[G#5] I want my, I want my, I want my [F#5] M. T. [G#5] V.